Polish Divorce (Joke)

Subject: Polish divorce
>
> A Polish man moved to the United States and married an American girl.
> Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until
> one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could
> arrange a divorce for him.
>
> The lawyer said getting a divorce would depend on the
> circumstances and asked him the following questions.
>
> Have you any grounds?
> Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
>
> I mean what is the foundation of this case?
> It made of concrete.
>
> I don’t think you understand.
>  Do either of you have a real grudge?
> No, we have carport and not need one.
>
> I mean, what are your relations like?
> All my relations still in Poland .
>
>  Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
> We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
>
> Does your wife beat you up?
> No, I am always up before her.
>
>  Is your wife a nagger.
>  No, she is white.
>
>  Why do you want this divorce?
> She going to kill me.
>  
>  What makes you think so?
> She going to poison me.
>  She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
>  I can read, and it say:
> “Polish Remover”.
>
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~ by skater1191 on May 8, 2008.